pride and prejudice and zombies seth grahame smith originally published

After a few weeks, she takes a trip with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner to Derbyshire. Wickham is lying about pretty much everything.Įlizabeth heads back home with a lot on her mind. Wickham is totally lying about being wronged by him. He then answers all her charges in a strongly worded letter the next day. Darcy is ticked but manages to fight off Elizabeth after she uses his head to smash a mantle to pieces. The two have an epic throw-down when Elizabeth explains why she won't marry him.

This is pretty bad timing, because the next time she sees him, he confesses that he loves her and asks her to marry him. Basically, he didn't want his friend to marry Jane.

Darcy's aunt.Įventually, Elizabeth finds out that Mr. Collins' patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, who also happens to be the fiercest female zombie slayer in all of England-and Mr. Charlotte is enjoying the last few months of her life as she slowly rots away. In the spring, Elizabeth goes to visit Charlotte and Mr. Bingley never loved her at all? Maybe men don't like it when you're a bride of death? Sigh. Bingley and his friends have booked for London and won't be coming back anytime soon. Meanwhile, Jane gets a letter saying that Mr. Collins is not the sharpest dagger in the weapons drawer. Don't worry: he goes next door and asks Charlotte Lucas to marry him instead…without realizing that she's been bitten by a zombie and is cursed to die a slow, painful death. Collins proposes to Elizabeth, and she turns him down. He also helps her kill a few zombies, who have got hold of the kitchen staff. Darcy asks Elizabeth to dance, and it's muy awkward.

Darcy was a no-good jerk.Īt a ball at Mr. Wickham, who's in town to burn undead bodies. He wants to marry Elizabeth, but she's getting friendly with a local solider named Mr. Bingley and Elizabeth is growing to loathe Mr. Darcy, who's rich and handsome and also an accomplished zombie slayer, manages to offend nearly everyone in town with his arrogant behavior, including the deadly yet lovely Elizabeth Bennet. Bingley moves into the neighborhood, he takes a liking to Jane Bennet. Hey, even during a zombie apocalypse, finding a good husband is a top priority. Five daughters who have been trained by Chinese masters in the deadly art of killing zombies who are wandering the English countryside.

Pride and prejudice and zombies seth grahame smith originally published